What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?